Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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