My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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