I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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