I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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