ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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