sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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