he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
