MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
they're like a gay fantastic four
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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