And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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