oh god the rape fog is back!
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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