I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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