I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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