If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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