plz talk dirty to me
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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