he wants to bone in the snuggie
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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