Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
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