youre lurking in front of me
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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