Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Randomize
