when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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