um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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