so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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