i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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