ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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