dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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