Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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