im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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