so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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