I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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