What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
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