school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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