Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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