You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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