awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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