Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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