Your face is a jimmy john
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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