Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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