You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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