U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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