Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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