Dual....:-)
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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