This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Randomize
