Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
