Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Boobs speak an international language.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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