The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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