3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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