Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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