the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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I need you to use more vowels.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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