It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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