I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Randomize
