she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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