I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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