wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Shame - the story of my life.
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