Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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