Me. At least after what I've been through.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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